Rules of Pyrography
1. Errors always burn deeper
2. The hotter the pen tip, the more likely it will touch something it shouldn't, especially skin.
3. A dropped burning will always land image side down and onto a dirty and/or sticky surface. If someone is near it, they will step on it with muddy shoes.
4. The severity of an error is proportional to the time you have spent getting to that point.
5. An error will be worse, when the piece is commissioned at a high price.
6. The denser the smoke, the more likely it is toxic.
7. The time needed to clean a pen tip, is inversely proportional to how quickly you need it.
8. The stronger the urge to burn, the more likely the power will go out.
9. Dogs will chew finished works before they will chew anything else.
10. The person who has no understanding of pyrography will use the best piece of wood as kindling to start a fire.
11. If you trace something wrong, you will burn it perfectly.
12. The number of people buying at a show is the inverse of the amount of work you have for sale.
13. The amount of money people have to spend at a craft show, is inversely proportional to the amounts you are charging.
1 comment:
i'm triyng to find a market in quebec for pyrography it's fun to see people talking about it if you want to see some new application to pyrography like on wood floor 5'x5'see it on the web page .
your rules are amaising soory for my english but i'm a frenchy
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